Found this little gem on the internet. Hehehe.
So this man walks into a bar. No, make that a man walks into a dark, smoky bar. No, let’s try a man, looking furtively around the bar, walks into it. That doesn’t work, how about a lanky, tanned man with a prominent chin walks into . . . nope. The bar beckoned to the man and finally he . . . not that either. OK, the man, a blank look on his gaunt face, stumbles into . . .
Let me get back to you, this may take a while.